Tag Archives: Team Jortz
Naked, Muddy, Ladies!
There’s a group of ladies way out in Colorado. They are Naked Women’s Racing. Ha-wha?! HELL to the YES! A women’s racing megateam started by three ladies who wanted more … Continue reading
Rapha Womens Prestige 2013.
Yesterday, I realized that I can bonk at 60 miles in then continue riding 63 more miles at a total of near 13,000 feet of climbing. Looks like this: It … Continue reading
Cross Season! Cross Season! Where art thou, Cross Season?
The cross season seems like lightyears away with September but a mere twinkle in the sky. However, the weather is finally taking a turn for the awesome and we begin … Continue reading
MILF, or How Jortz just got more badass. A Love Story.
Dear Reader, Let this fourteenth of February mark the day that Romany McNamara, aka MILF. Joined the Jortz Squad and vowed to pull up cut-offs over her spandex in … Continue reading
Soil Saloon. POW! POW! and Disco-Candle-Stick
2012 Soil Saloon Chuey Benefit from Hans Kellner on Vimeo. Whoa jortzfans. I just had a moment of caring too much about the wrong thing. Now check out some awesome … Continue reading
But Mummy, I WANT A GOLDEN GATE!
I don’t care how! I want it NOW! We are all collectively bummed by the breaking news that BASP #4 will not be held in Golden Gate Park this year, … Continue reading
PSA: Jortz are not a safeguard against Sexually Transmitted Diseases.
But they will keep thievin ass fools from stealing your bicycle. I happened upon this excellent example of jortz protection when I stopped into Berkeley Bowl West (OF COURSE!!) for … Continue reading
Race Weekend Warriors
Team Jortz came out in full force over the weekend and absolutely manhandled the podiums all over California. End of story…. Okay. Not the end. DAY ONE. Me and Stealin … Continue reading
All Hail your neighborhood cross party!
Whoa. Steveil Kinevil of All Hail Thee Black Market fame gave us the equivalent of a binary-hi five via his sweet new post on nachos, beautiful people and of course, … Continue reading
Presenting, Money Maker! Our newest Jortz!
Big UPS and hella hollas to Money Maker, the newest Jortz! This fineassC (C is for Canuck) has been runnin with the JOrtz posse pretty soon after inception and then … Continue reading
Tuesday Night Training, SF Intervals Encore!
Hey cycling Women of the cycling community! Tuesday Night Training is happening again at the SF Golden Gate Park Polo Fields. 6PM You know the drill. No Frills. Just some … Continue reading
Tuesday Night Training
My dear ones. As cyclocross season sets upon us, the time has come for intervals. “What’s a interval?” you ask. Come out tomorrow, Tuesday night at 6PM to the Polo … Continue reading
Jortz! What’s your secret?!
I keep getting this question from various askers and I give them well meant, serious advice but RLY, I could distill everything I’ve ever said to any of them down … Continue reading
Rahman Law keeps us legit!
Congratulations Jorts Readers! We are now sponsored by the venerable Shaana Rahman of Rahman Law in San Francisco! Which means, you are guaranteed to be subject to our antics this … Continue reading
Mommas, don’t let your babies grow up to be Messengers.
Some of you readers may or may not know that I got some schoolin as bike messenger in San Francisco. Fortunately for me, during my time of messenger career, my … Continue reading
New Jortz Koozies!
Hey there, dearest lovelies! Tonight at the Cyclocross kick-off party, Team Jortz will be shilling some haute couture hand painted trompe l’oeil styled koozies on vintage thrifted denim fabric. … Continue reading
Is it time yet!?… Is it?!
Or am I totally out of the loop. Also, when the hell is Soil Saloon. I am not nearly as cool as I want to be. Jon Palmer was trailblazing … Continue reading
Georgia Gould on why heckling is important…
#heckleme (Click to check out Georgia’s blog where more hilarity doth lie, this women races for Team Luna Chix and is a Boss) Superrad bike racer, Georgia Gould, talks about … Continue reading
Flaming Bike Blog
- The Bikemommas of CycloFemme May 14, 2013The fearsome, awestriking part of bikemomma is that she expects to eat shit, get up, and try again. She expects her flock -- her kids and her community -- to do the same. Continue reading »Ginger Jui
- Bikewhacking Across California May 6, 2013Cycling north from Southern California back to the Bay Area, I couldn't make up my mind. Dirt or road? Continue reading »Ginger Jui
- Monroe Truck Trail: Riding Singletrack On Home Turf April 13, 2013Within days of coming home, I was dreaming of dirt. Of shredding familiar canyons, portaging the streams and picking poison oak out of my butt. I unloaded my bike, put in a load of laundry, and headed for the hills. Continue reading »Ginger Jui
