If I could sum up the race yesterday in seven words it would be this:
Men in Dresses Sand Sand Sand Beer
Most of me was tired, a bit cranky, sore and my bike was kinda jack up. A whole lot of Bangable was not feeling like racing, but then I remembered that’s crappy excuses isn’t very jortz of me.
So so so so much fun! If you are going to be slow, you might as well get passed by people yelling “JORTS” behind you. Feeling the Jortz love. If your looking for man-lady porn check out these links: