MILF, or How Jortz just got more badass. A Love Story.

Dear Reader,

 

Let this fourteenth of February mark the day that Romany McNamara, aka MILF. Joined the Jortz Squad and vowed to pull up cut-offs over her spandex in the name of keeping it real, keeping it badass, keeping it superfun and keeping is sexy–fuckably sexy in fact, keeping it MILF.

MILF brings out current number to eight, count em EIGHT Jortz, jumpin on the bed. If you knew her as Romany McNamara, local shredder, then you know she went to Master’s Worlds in Louisville and tore it up in the muddymuckymonstrousmadness and placed 7th. Hot damn! You know that she raced dutifully with the Missing Link/Third Rail team for a number of years and you know that she will kick your ass if you just leave it out there, not paying no mind, lolly-gagging around on the course. Don’t let that happen again this year, or do but chances are very, very, really, super likely that she will be ready to drop it like it’s hot the moment you start to coast because, aw fuck, you’re tired! Ka-POW!

So on this Galentine’s Day in the year of our popeless world, 2013, we celebrate the newest, most responsible, hot mama, member of Team Jortz: MILF McNamara.

 

Mudd MILK McNamara

Photo by Someone, not me, who was in KY for CXWorlds, where MILF proved that moms are fuckable but you shouldn’t fuck with em.

Welcome to the JortZ, Romany, MILF of the ages.

-Sometimes Klassy.

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