Jortz is now. Jortz is forever.

You know what’s rad? Quitting your job to go on bike tour for two months in Africa and Europe!


That’s right kiddos! I saw some really, really, really old things. But you know what’s really wild? The WHOLE EARTH is really old! Not just the coliseum! Places like the Sahara Desert!


And the Mediterranean Sea! That thing is HELLA OLD! You know Homer and the Illiad, all that shit took place on the Med!

med sea

All’s I mean to say is that, even though we took a lil nap from being loud on the internet, we’re still here. Jortz is forever. Never forget.


This guys clearly won’t. And now, for your dirty, dirty souls. Cross is coming. Oh is it ever coming….


Welcome home.




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